Recently, my best friend told me he finally got his wife to do anal. I told him anal is only popular right now because they do it in porn, and it makes you think you’ve got to do it. He replied, ‘Clearly you haven’t done it.’ Then I thought, ‘What makes anal look so good in porn?’ Turns out, Phoenix Marie makes anal look good in porn. Something tells me it’ll be a lot easier to convince Phoenix Marie than to convince my wife. Tonight I’m going to see for myself.
